Not sure about the first one. Three footballing vampires and a lion? I know we import some crap American comedies, but even ITV can do better than this, surely?
Ahh, the classic England football fan. Rooney shirt? Check. The worst lager, cider and bitter brands known to man? Check. Asleep/fighting/slagging Rooney off by half-time? Probably.
*Wipes tear from eye*
You've got to admire the effort put into this stuff. Until you think that the artist instead could be painting the walls of a kitten orphanage or something.
Some readers don't seem too happy about the attached article either:
"Fancy having a headline ' Long to wayne over us' when the ignorant idiot refuses to sing the national anthem he should NOT be allowed to play for his country if he cant do it with pride like all the other countries do!" julie will 27/06/2010
You won't get a bloke slagging Rooney off in there, Jules.
Anyway, I'll sign off with a bit of class today: a poem by News of the World reader Mr Kovacki:
"You muppets, why would England win?
Not in a million year!
Was not Roni who fully fit last week too?
No offence but this English team should have nover gone to the 2nd round. They are very weak.
Come on Holland!" Moses Kovacki 27/06/2010